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  • 2026 Jul 16 Essay 2 min

    Building Beautiful Terminal UIs with Bubble Tea

    A practical guide to building interactive terminal applications in Go using the Bubble Tea framework and the Charm ecosystem.

  • 2026 Jul 16 Essay 2 min

    Concurrency in Go: Goroutines, Channels, and Select

    A deep dive into Go's concurrency primitives — goroutine lifecycle, channel patterns, the select statement, and real-world idioms.

  • 2026 Jul 16 Essay 2 min

    Go's net/http: A Complete Guide to Building REST APIs

    Building production-ready REST APIs using only Go's standard library — middleware, routing, JSON, and testing patterns.

  • 2026 May 25 Essay 3 min

    Beyond Chat: Discovering Jules and Google's Agentic Future

    My journey from standard AI assistants to Google's Jules, and why the async agent model changes everything for developer productivity.

  • 2026 May 24 Build 4 min

    Agentic Self-Building Loop

    Architecting a closed-loop agentic system using Azure, Palantir Foundry, and GitHub Copilot to automate parts of the development lifecycle with human-in-the-loop consultation.

  • 2026 May 24 Satire 2 min

    The Vertical Soloist and the Perfect Stack

    The solution was elegant, high-performance, and solved a problem we didn't have using a stack nobody else could run.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Essay 2 min

    13 Engineering Laws Every Builder Should Know

    Named principles that explain why software systems and organisations behave the way they do.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    DELETE Doesn't Delete. It Archives. This Was By Design.

    Four partners built GDPR compliance flows against a DELETE endpoint that kept all the data.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    Nobody on This Team Needs to Know SQL

    The ORM abstracted the database. The database kept running queries. Nobody told the database.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    Nobody Was Supposed to Be Using That Field

    It was deprecated. It returned null. Twelve teams depended on the null.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    Our API Accepts Anything. That Was the Feature.

    Flexible input, they said. Eleven weeks of corrupted records later, it still accepted everything.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    Our Velocity Is Up Forty Percent. Nothing Has Shipped.

    The sprint completion rate looks excellent. The product roadmap does not.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    The Architecture Nobody Planned

    The system diagram looks exactly like the org chart. Nobody drew it that way.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    The New Framework Is Forty Percent Faster

    The benchmark was accurate. It was just not about this application.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    This Config Flag Makes No Sense. We Removed It.

    The flag was unexplained. The cleanup PR was approved. The invoices were wrong for three days.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    We Gave It Six Months to Be Safe

    The estimate was three weeks. The timeline was six months. Both were accurate.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    We Padded the Estimate. It Didn't Help.

    Two weeks of work. Three months of estimate. Still two weeks away.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    We Scaled to Forty Instances. The Report Still Takes Fourteen Minutes.

    The infrastructure spend doubled. The bottleneck is in a stored procedure. The two facts are unrelated.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 1 min

    We're Bringing In Three More Engineers

    The release was six weeks behind. Now it's nine.

  • 2026 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    We're Designing the Final Architecture First

    The design took four months. The competitor shipped in week six.

  • 2026 Feb 27 Essay 4 min

    Rebuilding DivineForge: From Hugo to Next.js App Router

  • 2026 Feb 26 Satire 2 min

    The Tech Stack That Could Not Be Agreed On

    The selection criteria document had 23 criteria. Every vendor scored 6.7.

  • 2026 Feb 18 Satire 2 min

    The Steering Committee That Steered Into Another Steering Committee

    The programme needed governance. So governance created a committee to govern the governance.

  • 2026 Feb 07 Satire 2 min

    The Roadshow That Replaced the Roadmap

    The strategy deck had 47 slides. The backlog had 3 tickets.

  • 2026 Jan 31 Satire 2 min

    The Demo That Became the Product

    It was never meant to go to production. The CTO saw it on a Tuesday.

  • 2026 Jan 20 Satire 2 min

    The Purchase Order That Needed Its Own Purchase Order

    The software cost $400 a month. The procurement process cost six weeks and four people.

  • 2026 Jan 09 Satire 2 min

    The Proof of Concept That Ran for Eighteen Months

    It was always almost production-ready. Every sprint.

  • 2025 Dec 24 Essay 1 min

    Standing Up DivineForge as a Work Log

  • 2025 Dec 23 Satire 2 min

    The Budget That Was Approved in Q1 and Released in Q4

    The money exists. It was approved. It is simply not available yet.

  • 2025 Dec 20 Essay 1 min

    Shipping Roadside Assistance in Bank-Owned Insurance

  • 2025 Dec 08 Satire 2 min

    The Initiative That Required Five Teams to Move First

    Every team was waiting for a different team. The initiative was technically still active.

  • 2025 Nov 24 Satire 2 min

    The Architecture Review Board That Reviews Architecture

    You need to change an environment variable. The ARB meets on the third Thursday.

  • 2025 Nov 07 Satire 2 min

    The Database That Would Have Been Oracle

    Nobody was still using Oracle. Until someone from the enterprise architecture team joined the call.

  • 2025 Oct 29 Satire 1 min

    The Team That Exists in Another Timezone

    They own half the integration. They are 6 hours away. Slack messages disappear into the void between 3 PM and 9 AM.

  • 2025 Sep 11 Satire 1 min

    The Dependency Nobody Documented

    The system has a hidden dependency on a service owned by a team in another timezone who doesn't know you exist.

  • 2025 Aug 26 Satire 2 min

    Explaining the Thing to the Room

    The concept is clear in your head. The room has 12 people with 12 different mental models. You have 15 minutes.

  • 2025 Jul 18 Satire 1 min

    The Three Hat Problem

    You are the Solutions Architect. Also the Enterprise Architect. Also the one who actually builds it. These roles have conflicting interests.

  • 2025 Jun 30 Satire 1 min

    The Value Proposition Nobody Agreed On

    Six stakeholders. Six definitions of value. One slide deck that tries to please all of them.

  • 2025 Jun 01 Build 11 min

    Smart Home with Zigbee — A Malaysia Context

    Building a reliable smart home network using Zigbee, Tuya-compatible devices, Google Home, and a Zigbee gateway — designed for a Malaysian home.

  • 2025 May 14 Satire 1 min

    We Need to Scale This

    The product has 200 users. Someone has already drawn a Kubernetes diagram.

  • 2025 Apr 22 Satire 2 min

    It Works on My Machine

    A phrase so powerful it ends investigations, closes tickets, and starts arguments.

  • 2025 Mar 17 Satire 1 min

    We'll Clean It Up Later

    Later is a place on the map that no engineering team has ever reached.

  • 2025 Feb 03 Satire 1 min

    It's Just a Small Change

    Five words. Every engineer's blood pressure goes up 20 points.

  • 2025 Jan 08 Satire 1 min

    The Quick Sync That Wasn't

    It's just 15 minutes, they said. You'll be done by 10:30, they said.

  • 2024 Nov 20 Note 1 min

    Hugo Blowfish Custom Date Format

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